Book I
Deal With It
danced to “Deal With It”Ashnikko

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Book I of ATHENA, our immersive retelling of the Odyssey. Tonight, we're stepping into the palace of Ithaca, a place where feasting has become a routine for twenty long years. The boy of the house, Telemachus, has been watching this spectacle unfold, just like you all have been here tonight. But as the incense burns and the wine flows, things are about to change.
You see, dear diners, some of you might find yourselves in the shoes of the Ithacan court, the very suitors feasting on Odysseus's wealth while his wife endures their presence. But tonight, Telemachus is done with being told to "deal with it." Tonight, he's going to stand up and make a move. The fire Athena has planted in him will ignite something within him, something long suppressed. And as we watch this ancient tale unfold, let's remember that sometimes, it takes courage to reclaim what's rightfully ours. Now, without further ado, let the gods dance, and may the best suitor win.
Turn 1ANTINOUS🍷
Antinous sprawls at the head table, raising his cup to the room, ignoring Telemachus entirely
Yo, I'm Antinous, top dog in this joint,
This palace is mine, no need for a court,
Twenty years gone and still it's all my own,
The throne's vacant and it's time to be crowned.
Antinous dismisses a servant with a wave of his hand
Telemachus, boy, don't think you've got a claim,
You're just a puppy on the palace floor, no name.
Grieving Penelope ain't got no game,
We laugh at her delays, it's time to take aim.
Antinous leans back in his seat, surveying the room with confidence
The suitors feast while we rule the night,
No fear here, no guilt, no shame in sight.
This is my story, I write the script,
Antinous reigns, and that's just how it is.
Turn 2EURYMACHUS🎭
Eurymachus moves table to table, leaning in, all charm and reasonableness
Yo, fam, I hear your concerns, but don't ya see?
Penelope's game's been up for twenty years.
Telemachus is just a boy; he can't provide.
We keep it runnin', why'd she gotta hide?
Eurymachus raises hands, gesturing to the suitors around him
Look at us, we feed the palace, make it shine,
Got hearts and minds, and that's no crime.
She's just stallin', holdin' out for a hero,
But I'm tellin' ya, this ain't no show.
Eurymachus pulls a diner aside, speaks in hushed tones
I hear you, friend, you got concerns too,
But think about it, what would we do?
Without us here, the palace is empty,
This game's been going on for twenty years and a day.
Eurymachus moves back to the table, Antinous notices him
Antinous, my man, this is our time,
We keep it movin', this is just fine.
If Penelope's lookin' for a reason to break free,
Let's show her we're the ones that'll keep the throne for her, see?
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